For startups & small teams • Free • Group-friendly
SSL Monitoring for Startups & Small Teams
Reliable SSL certificate expiry alerts your whole engineering team sees — without the Datadog bill, the UptimeRobot tier upgrade, or the inevitable "who owns this monitoring account?" conversation 18 months from now.
Add to your team group chat • Whole on-call rotation gets the alert
The small-team trap
Five engineers, twenty-something domains. Marketing site. Docs. App. API. Status page. Auth subdomain. A handful of customer-vanity hostnames that someone set up during onboarding. Maybe a couple of acquired-product domains nobody fully owns.
Your options have historically been:
- • Pay an uptime/APM vendor — Datadog, Pingdom, UptimeRobot. Per-monitor pricing climbs fast and SSL is rarely the reason you'd buy one.
- • Roll your own — a cron and an openssl one-liner. Works until the cron host itself dies, or until the engineer who wrote it leaves.
- • Rely on Let's Encrypt expiration emails — except Let's Encrypt stopped sending those on June 4, 2025.
- • Hope — popular, until a customer screenshots an expired-cert browser warning at you on a Sunday morning.
Certimon is the boring fourth option: free, hosted off-site, fires into your team's Telegram group, no maintenance.
Why small teams pick Certimon
Not features for the sake of features — just the small set of properties that matter at this scale.
Whole-team alerts
Add the bot to your team Telegram group. Every reminder fires to the whole rotation — not to one inbox the founder set up in 2023.
Genuinely free
No per-domain pricing, no premium tier. Add 5 domains or 500. The runway you save is small in absolute terms — and zero distraction is its own value.
30-second onboarding
Open Telegram, message @CertimonBot, send /remind yourdomain.com 30. That's the whole onboarding flow. No SSO config, no agent install.
No account to lose
No vendor account means no "the founder left and we lost access to the SSL monitoring login" moment in year three. The Telegram group is the account.
Vendor-agnostic
Works with Cloudflare, Vercel, Netlify, AWS, your own Caddy box, Heroku, Render — anything that terminates HTTPS on port 443.
Out-of-band
Hosted independently of your infrastructure. If your monitoring stack is down, Certimon still fires.
A 5-minute team rollout
Have one engineer drive it during a stand-up. Done before the meeting ends.
- 1. Create a Telegram group with the engineering team (or use an existing one). Add @CertimonBot.
- 2. Make a quick list of every domain that has a TLS certificate the team is responsible for (marketing site, app, api, docs, status, auth, customer vanity hostnames).
- 3. Inside the group chat, send
/remind <domain> 30for each one. Add a 7-day reminder for the critical few. - 4. Run
/listto confirm the registry. - 5. Add a one-liner to your runbook: "SSL expiry alerts fire into #engineering on Telegram. Reply with whoever is renewing."
Certimon vs paid SSL monitoring tiers
| Concern | Certimon (free) | Generic SaaS uptime/APM |
|---|---|---|
| Cost at 25 domains | $0 | Often a paid tier |
| Onboarding time | ~30 seconds | Account setup, billing, integrations |
| Group-chat alert delivery | Native Telegram groups | Slack/PagerDuty integrations to configure |
| Vendor lock-in | None — leave whenever | Account, dashboards, integrations |
| Uptime / APM / logs | Out of scope | Included in higher tiers |
Many small teams use Certimon as the SSL-specific layer and a separate, smaller-scope uptime tool — total bill stays at zero or near zero.
FAQ
Will the whole team see alerts, or just one person?
Add @CertimonBot to a Telegram group and send /remind from inside the group. Alerts fire to the group chat — everyone sees them.
What happens if our point-of-contact engineer leaves?
Nothing — there's no vendor account to be locked out of. As long as the Telegram group still exists with the bot in it, alerts keep flowing. Anyone in the group can register or remove domains.
Is there a Slack version?
Today Certimon delivers via Telegram. Many teams keep a small Telegram group purely for SSL alerts and pin the chat — friction stays near zero.
Can we monitor staging and production with separate alert windows?
Yes — register staging hostnames the same way, and set whatever notice window you want. A common pattern is 30 days for production, 7 days for staging.
Does Certimon handle uptime monitoring too?
No — it's deliberately focused on SSL expiry. For uptime, pair it with any small uptime checker (UptimeRobot's free tier, Better Stack free tier, BetterUptime, your existing Pingdom).
Free SSL alerts your whole team will actually see
No vendor bill, no SSO config, no account to lose. Telegram group, one slash command, done.
Open @CertimonBot